The Gateway Cow Interview

Hey! Welcome back to the show, my next guest is Mr. Gateway Cow.
Welcome to the show, Mr. Cow.

Nice to be here, thanks.

Your a mascot, how would you rate yourself?

Well, i'm not sure...I am very faithful to the Gateway Company.

For example, there is the Toys R Us Giraffe, the Best Buy Tag thing...they all have duties. They are in commercials, they make people happy. I've never seen you in a commercial, why is that?

Well, I have duties, too. They use me as a gimmik. The cow pattern that is on the boxes, that is my pattern, and no two are the same on a cow!

Well, do they pay you good for your unique pattern?

I think I get paid enough, i am a cow, god damnit. Yeah, I have enough if
I start to lose my hair and am forced to retire...

As you already know, rumors follow superstars around all the time, and we here at the What Would Satan Do Page heard that you once were a bull, is this true?

To be continued when i wake up...