Well, Crazy Horse, i'm a Chia pet myself, but I decided to take it one step further.
How is that?
Well, I started out as a Chia bitch. I didn't like how I lived my life. I was poor, i wanted to grow. Someone bought me at a Wal*Mart, and threw me away because they didn't know how to take care of me. So I grew up on my own by natural resources. Like rain water, people pissed on me..things like that.
So your pretty tough, have you even had to fight someone over you being a Chia Pet?
Yeah, you know what i'm sayin'? Those weed heads, they fucked with me all the time! So they sprouted behind some dumpster. Shit, so did I. They don't understand that I got a little bit of "weed" in me.
There have been rumors lately that you thought you were Vanilla Ice, the real Vanilla Ice... now why is that?
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OK, so you really did think you were him.
Man, be cool with 'dat! I grew up in rough grass. Sure, I thought a lot of things. All I had was my pot, and dirty ass rain. I didn't grow up in no Avian Spring Water, C! I'm tellin' you, Chia Pimp aint nuffin' to fuck wit'!
Let's change the subject a little. Tell us about you new record coming out, the Cha-Cha-Cha Chia Pimp and the seed mob. Your first single, Weed Killah, has followed some controversy.
Yo, I'm just speakin' about my life. I wasn't no flower, know what I'm sayin'? Plus my next single, "Thorn in your back" with the Venis Fly Trap Squad, we be talking some shit.
What's this I hear about your court case coming up, being charged with raping a daisy?
SHIT! I ain't water that flower! She's all high off that miracle grow!
Well, I'm sorry we're out of time all ready, thanks for joining us this week, Chia Pimp.
Word.